A typical day in Canada. Eh.

• Wake up.
• Sing national anthem.
• Feed the moose.
• Let some sunlight into the igloo.
• Eat cereal and maple syrup.
• Dress up in all year round snow pants, boots, and jackets.
• Ride the polar bear to school.
• Play hockey until school finishes.
• Wait to be picked up in our snow blowers.
• Get some Tim Hortons on the way.
• Pay with monopoly money of course.
• Listen to parents day being a lumber Jack.
• Drop by the trading shop to get the latest and most fashionable tuque.
• Let friend use snow blower and dog sled home.
• Bacon and maple syrup for dinner.
• Let dogs round up the moose.
• Blow out candle lighting the igloo.
• Sleep.
• Repeat.